February 2012
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he's got sunshine on a cloudy day.
Eric: LAPD's reporting an incedent at the corner of Cahuenga and Hollywood Boulevard. Witnesses say a young woman with dark brown hair beat a man twice her size and then sped off with his car.
Deeks: That's my girl.
[Nell and Eric look at him.]
Deeks: No. I don't mean that kind of "my girl". I mean the other kind of "my girl".
Nell: "The other kind of 'my girl'."
Eric: And what kind would that be, exactly?
Deeks: Find my partner.
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fatal fairytales.
Oh, ABC. Your apology is accepted. This week’s Castle episode did it’s best to make me forget that there was not a Once Upon a Time episode because of the Oscars. Just make sure you have a jolly good show next Sunday. Got it? Got it, Good.
So, Red Riding Hood is dead in the woods. Big whoop. But, wait. She’s a high-powered lawyer who was drugged when she was killed! GASP. Castle...
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sexy at sixty.
Was that an awkward title? Yeah, it was.
Anyway—I just got to sixty followers! SIXTY.
Oh, boy, guys! I am just so excited! Sixty followers…wow. Thank y’all so much!
Uhm, I feel really loved. I do.
And now I have to ask y’all a simple question. What are some things you like about my blog (so I can keep doing what I’m doing)?
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i feel like an awful human being.
So, I was seeing a lot of Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas together at the Oscars stuff on my dash, and I thought, “They are so cute.” (And they are, don’t even try to deny it.)
And so, I was like, “Isn’t he married?” So, I looked up his Wikipeadia page—like the stalker I am—and he’s separated. And the reason I feel awful is because, well, I...
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the case of the missing super suit.
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?!
Lucius: WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!
Honey: I, uh, put it away!
[Helicopter crashes outside the window.]
Lucius: Where?!
Honey: Why do you need to know?!
[Lucius runs through the house apartment looking for his suit.]
Lucius: I need it!
Honey: Nuh-uh! Don't you think about running off and doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Honey: "Greater good"?! I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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the writer's curse.
I was at my place of worship the other day (Barnes and Noble) with my cousin and my aunt. They kidnapped me while I was eating dinner and then we just headed to the bookstore.
And we were walking through the isles, checking out the books, and I noticed something. Even though I had money, I didn’t find anything that I just had to buy. There weren’t any interesting books out there. I...
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mrs. darcy.
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth: Very well. Only, I wish you would not call me “my dear.”
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Elizabeth: Because it’s what my father calls my mother whenever he’s cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: Well, what endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth: Well, let me think. “Lizzy” for everyday, “my pearl” for Sundays, and “Goddess Divine,” but only on special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And what am I to call you when I’m cross? “Mrs. Darcy?”
Elizabeth: No, you may only call me “Mrs. Darcy” when you are perfectly, completely, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: And how are you this evening…Mrs. Darcy?
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“An unread book is just a block of paper.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
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to be continued.
I watched two shows yesterday that had “TO BE CONTINUED…” at the end of it. And they both ended shockingly. And it pissed me off.
Let’s start off with the obvious one, Glee. Oh, my God. Can I just say something? Are the writers going through a bad stage in their lives? Are they depressed? Because it’s showing. First Dave (poor Dave) and then Quinn? Someone get some...
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who's more evil?
Regina/the Evil Queen or Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin?
I think it’s Regina. Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin has a heart. And he is capable of love. (Case and point: Belle.) He just does some awful things. Regina on the other hand—I don’t know what her problem really is but she is heartless and whenever she sees happiness, she destroys it.
I think Regina is the winner on this one. But...
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how did i not realize this before?
I feel smart.
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dear people of facebook.
Please work on your English skills. I’m begging you. I mean, the maybe future English teacher inside of me is dying to go hack your account and fix all your misspellings and grammar mistakes. This isn’t second grade, people.
I know, I know. It’s the internet. No one cares, right? FALSE. May I remind you that future employers check your Facebook now. And when they see all your...
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i choose you.
“Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Mayor Regina Mills.”
Everyone who watches Once Upon a Time better have their hand up. SHE RUINS EVERYTHING.
Or at least makes it worse.
(I put in a “Read More” thingy because this time, my review was super long and it just felt awkward looking at it on my blog. But, please, read more.)
Let’s just...
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typical saturday night.
My mom and I are currently in a really intense game of Words with Friends. It’s more like a war, actually. She’s won a few games, I have won a few. Not even games—they were battles.
So, we are sitting here, in the living room, right next to each other, playing this beyond addicting game. And it’s gone above a nice, clean activity. We are blatantly cheating. There’s...
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“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but...”
– G.K. Chesterton
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the great butterfly-bee war
This is a poem I wrote for my Creative Writing class last year. It’s my favorite.
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The birds are humming. The bees are loving the flowers. The pollen is in the air. The butterflies and the bees are waging a war It seems no one wants to share.
Stop, O hotheaded bees. If you sting, It could damage a butterfly’s wing. And we don’t want any fatalities This fine, fine...
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undercover banter.
Deeks: How can you fall for that? There's obviously one thing on that guys mind.
Sam: How's that any different from somebody like, say, you, Deeks?
Deeks: Well, first off, I would have been successful.
Kensi: In picking me up?
Deeks: Uh-huh. We'd be in the car right now, heading home. You'd be drunk, sitting on my lap, telling me I'm gonna wake up with bite marks on my neck.
Sam: Too much information.
Deeks: Except the fact that you're not my type.
Kensi: I am too your type.
Deeks: I'm sorry, what? Can I just get conformation that we just heard that?
Kensi: I did not mean it in that way, and you know it.
Sam: I heard it.
Callen: I heard it, too.
Deeks: Are we, uh, recording this because I would love to use that as my ringtone.
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at school.
Anywho, I just found out a few things about the gorgeous Matt Bomer.
He’s going to be on Glee (Yay!)
He’s gay.
I mean, yay for him. He’s happy, and I’m happy for him. I’m just a little…sad. HE IS SO HANDSOME. Gah. But…but…what about all the women in love with him? What are we supposed to do now? HUH?
He was too gorgeous. I knew it was too good...
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daughter + crime scene = not good.
Castle: My worlds are colliding.
Beckett: You mean Alexis?
Castle: You knew about this?
Beckett: Come on, Castle. You're the one who said you wanted to find a way of spending more time with her.
Castle: Not like this. This is my thing. This is our thing. It's a violation of church and state. This would be like me just showing up at her school and teaching.
Beckett: I really think that you're overreacting.
Castle: But what if I'm not? What if this upsets the delicate synergy of our partnership? What if it undermines our unit cohesion?
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the day of love.
So I suppose I’m supposed to have a rant on this blog because today is Valentine’s Day and I’m alone…again.
You know, I’ve never had a boyfriend. Ever. And yeah, I get kind of lonely sometimes when I see the couples at the movies and in the hallways. I’ll admit it. But then I say to myself, “Good for them, they found each each other. And for some time,...
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oh, bradley and colin.
[Me giggling at the picture of Bradley and Colin leaning in for a kiss.]
Mom: What are you looking at?
Me: NOTHING. I AM NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING.
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the chipped cup.
Alright, guys. Skin Deep is my new favorite episode of Once Upon a Time. Not going to lie. Actually, it’s tied with Snow Falls.
ANYWHO—I loved it. I really, really loved it. I just…ugh. It was perfect. The whole twist was kind of ingenious. And my mom and I, when we heard Gaston was her betrothed, we paused the T.V., and we screamed. Literally.
Furthermore, I like the little...
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“You guys choose this, turning people over like rocks and looking at all of their...”
– Kirsten Vangsness, Criminal Minds
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i know what i'm doing today.
I found all the Criminal Minds episodes on YouTube the other day. I’m telling you, guys, I feel like I just hit the proverbial jackpot.
Alright, I’m going to be in a Derek Morgan-induced coma for the next few hours, so I will see you all later.
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is the f.b.i working with wizards?
Neil: Did Hogwarts book a field trip?
Peter: Looks like it. Jones, who is that?
Jones: Oh, uh, Evan Leary. The kid's been sitting in the lobby since 7:00. Said he wouldn't leave until he spoke with a case agent.
Peter: He asked to see a case agent?
Jones: Uh-huh.
Neil: Someone did his homework.
Peter: Ten points for Gryffindor. Come on.
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the 1940s were awesome.
The 1940s was seriously one of the best decades in history. Music, fashion, movies, it had it all. I love the 40s.
Needless to say, when I saw the promo for The Blue Butterfly, I kinda flipped out. I was so excited. Castle + favorite time period = geeky Nikki happy. It was my favorite episode this season, by far.
The episode itself was fantastic. I loved how they kept moving back and forth from...
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(american) football!
As an American (even though being a Brit would be awesome),football is an everyday thing in life. Especially in Texas.
That game was good. I was rooting for the Giants (awhoop, whoop!), but the Patriots were a good team. Too much pressure on Brady in the last few moments, guys. Almost had it. BUT WE WON, SUCKERS.
And the last touchdown for the Giants was hilarious. He just parked his behind on...
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i have been enlightened.
So, when I was a little kid, I watched Ice Age like, a bazillion times. I thought Sid the Sloth was the most funniest thing ever. He’s amazing.
Anyway, my friend and I were talking about it today, and I realized, the rhinos were gay. Frank and Carl, the rhinos, were totally getting it on.
My little kid mind thought they were brothers. But I realized now that if I had saw the...